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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Top Ten Yearbook Moments

So thats being witty?

What were the parents thinking!?

LOL What!?

thats actually eagle not FAG.

When You see it you'll shat bricks.

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-In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

-In Miami, it is Forbidden to imitate an animal.

-Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose in an airplane.

-In France it's illegal to marry a dead person

-Farts are Flammable

-Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men.

-Elvis had a Twin.

-If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

-Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

-The average person fall asleep in seven minutes.

-There are more nerve cells in the human brain than there are stars in the milky way.

-Its impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.

-Seth Macfarlane, author of Family Guy, was supposed to be on the plane that hit the North Tower of 9/11.

-The roar that we here when we place seashells next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the blood surging through the veins in the ear.

-Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

-Bullet proof vest, Fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupil dilate, they do the same thing when you are looking at someone you hate.

-'Formicopilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

-99% of people can't lick their elbows.

-Non-Dairy creamer is flammable.

-Real Diamonds can be made from peanut butter!

-The 'G' in G-String is Groin.

-The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of that stuff every morning!

-Worms reportedly taste like bacon.

-In 1977 a 13 year old boy had a tooth growing out of his left foot.
-Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
-If you eat a lot of carrots, you'll start to turn orange.
-The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
-Hippo Milk is Pink.

-Ice Cream is Chinese Food!

-The Human Brain has the Capacity to store everything that you experience.

-Turtles can breathe through their butts.

-A Hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

-Lobsters have blue blood.(vampire?)

-Its physically impossible for pigs to look up the sky.

-A dork is whale's penis.

-Flies are deaf.

-Honeybees never sleep.

-A ducks quack has no echo. no one knows why.

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